Gorgonio de la Borbolla había inventado un alimento para las aves que hacía que el excremento que éstas defecásen flotara hacia las nubes , evitando las molestias entre bañistas en playas y hoteles, y los bombardeos en los automóviles.
No tardaron en quejarse las líneas aéreas, lo cual a él no le importaba ; pues tenía la satisfacción de estar siempre en el recuerdo de su novia la azafata durante el vuelo.
ENGLISH VERSION.
Alex Morales had invented a certain type of bird feed that made the droppings float up to the clouds. This benefited hotels and beach resorts who were spared from the bombings on bodies and windshields.
Soon enough there were complaints from airlines about this issue, but Alex didn't mind. A ll he cared about is that he was always kept in mind by his beautiful stewardess girlfriend while in flight.
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Micro relato de caso bizarro detectivesco----MICRO STORY ABOUT BIZARRE DETECTIVE CASE. copyright Carlos de la Parra.BILINGUAL VERSIONS SPANISH AND ENGLISH (clic down)
Ambos detectives observaban el cadaver del científico quien yacía sobre el piso del laboratorio.
DETECTIVE UNO ---¿Y cual fué la causa de su muerte?---
DETECTIVE DOS---Estaba probando una máscara de agua que inventó para filtrar gases y se ahogó---
DETECTIVE UNO---Está claro.Los gallegos no deberían inventar nada.Son un peligro.----
DETECTIVE DOS---Bueno,recuerda que inventaron el chorizo.----
DETECTIVE UNO---Eso es la excepción. Pero recuerda la tragedia de gallecóptero---
DETECTIVE TWO---¿Y éso que fué?---
DETECTIVE UNO---El helicóptero gallego.---
FIN..next ENGLISH VERSION.
Both detectives,as it is standard procedure observed the corpse on the laboratory's floor.He lied face down
on a puddle of water,while wearing a weird mask.
DETECTIVE ONE---What was the cause of death?---
DETECTIVE TWO---He drowned with a water mask he invented for filtering fumes,while testing it.---
DETECTIVE ONE---Proof that rednecks shouldn't go about inventing anything---
DETECTIVE TWO---They invented moonshine.---
DETECTIVE ONE---Yeah,that's the exception,that and beef jerky.---
THE END. CLIC DOWN FOR MORE.
DETECTIVE UNO ---¿Y cual fué la causa de su muerte?---
DETECTIVE DOS---Estaba probando una máscara de agua que inventó para filtrar gases y se ahogó---
DETECTIVE UNO---Está claro.Los gallegos no deberían inventar nada.Son un peligro.----
DETECTIVE DOS---Bueno,recuerda que inventaron el chorizo.----
DETECTIVE UNO---Eso es la excepción. Pero recuerda la tragedia de gallecóptero---
DETECTIVE TWO---¿Y éso que fué?---
DETECTIVE UNO---El helicóptero gallego.---
FIN..next ENGLISH VERSION.
Both detectives,as it is standard procedure observed the corpse on the laboratory's floor.He lied face down
on a puddle of water,while wearing a weird mask.
DETECTIVE ONE---What was the cause of death?---
DETECTIVE TWO---He drowned with a water mask he invented for filtering fumes,while testing it.---
DETECTIVE ONE---Proof that rednecks shouldn't go about inventing anything---
DETECTIVE TWO---They invented moonshine.---
DETECTIVE ONE---Yeah,that's the exception,that and beef jerky.---
THE END. CLIC DOWN FOR MORE.
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