PLAN B. © Carlos de la Parra. ESPAÑOL---ENGLISH. y en mi perfil pueden encontrar blog gemelo del mismo nombre con más de 200 relatos extremos. Scroll down to read english version and comment.

El capo apodado "La hiena"reía cada vez que planeaba alguna de sus maldades.
Y resulta que se le fué vivo el testigo que lo vió matar al comandante; y a éste testigo lo tenían en un quirófano para sacarle la bala de la cabeza; y con guardia de policías que parecía un desfile. Por lo tanto un asalto al hospital estaba descartado. Había que colar un hombre al interior. Alguien con mucha sangre fría. Eligió al "Punterías", pues tenía la misma estatura que el cirujano. Así que después de un transplante facial suplantaron al médico en un operativo tan perfecto que hasta la policía lo escoltó al salir de su casa para ir al hospital.
A "La hiena le salían lágrimas de risa solo de pensar en la escena cuando "Punterías" les dijera---- Lo siento falló la operación y se nos fué el paciente.----
Los asistentes quitaron la tapa del cráneo, y "Punterías"con mano firme extrajo la bala y pidió a los asistentes suturar.
La operación fué un éxito y "La Hiena ",fué a prisión ;en espera de juicio; pues el testimonio del paciente lo hundió.
Al "Punterías hoy día le conoce como "El doctor".
Aunque en la reunión en la que lo nombraron capo después de haberse encargado de que otro preso  hiciera que la muerte de "La Hiena" pareciera suicidio,el les dijo que prefería ser considerado como veterinario. Los que ríen al último ríen mejor. Para felicidad de todos repartió todo el dinero y partió al extranjero a estudiar. Hoy día es cirujano cerebral de prestigio.

ENGLISH VERSION.

The maffia boss a.k.a. "The Hyena"would crack up laughing  anticipating his evil deeds.
This time he had decided the turn to diebelonged to the witness of that shootout, event that could land him in confinement for a long time. But this guy happened to be in a hospital with a bullet in his head; and would soon have an operation that could lead to his testimony, which the gangster would make sure  it didn't  happen. An assault to the hospital was not the best choice. The place had more guards than a St.Patrick's day parade. So he plotted something brilliant and daring. He would replace the head surgeon in the operation with one of his own men. This was carried out impeccably having a gunman with the alias "Coolshot", one used to getting involved in situations that required being cold blooded. After this latter one went through a full face trasplant to make him look like the doctor's identical twin, his performance was so good that he was escorted by the police from the surgeon's home to the hospital.
Once in the operating room, far from there you could hear "The Hyena"howling with laughter just thinking of the moment when the operation would fail and "Coolshot" would mutter---Sorry, we lost him.----
But once the skull cap was removed by the assisting team, "Coolshot" pulled the bullet out of the brain with a steady hand and ordered suturing , so the operation was successful. The witness wound up rendering testimony, and "The Hyena"  in lockup mode. "Coolshot " assigned a prisoner to whack him so he could enjoy the last laugh and he now became the top boss. The guys threw a party and started refering to the new boss as "The Doctor", and he told them it would make more sense to call him "The Veterinarian".
The champagne corks went into full blast when he split all the money amongst the whole gang and freed everyone to take their own way loaded with cash.
After all of this, he left the country to study medicine. Nowadays he happens to be a prestigious brain surgeon.