Saturday, December 10, 2011

FORMULA MORTIS.© Carlos de la Parra. ( ESPAÑOL. English clic down to read.)

Abatido al fallar su intento de suicidio, a través del cual venía repitiendo metodología.
Primero se sometía a una total privación de alimentos y alrededor del cuarto día sucumbía al ser vencido por el hambre y proceder a ingerir un emparedado de pavo al horno con salsa de frambuesas.
Pero ésto no iba a quedar así. Tomó notas para perfeccionar el método.
La próxima vez se aseguraría de agregar cebollas caramelizadas al vinagre balsámico y queso Stilton al platillo.

ENGLISH VERSION.

He was devastated upon failing his suicide attempt  through repeated method.
To start he would submit himself to complete deprivation of food, and usually around the fourth day he would succumb defeated by hunger, and proceed to ingest an oven baked turkey sandwich with raspberry sauce.
But this would not be repeated once more. He took down some notes to get better results.
The next time he would be sure to add caramelized onions and Stilton cheese to this plate.