FOOTING. © Carlos de la Parra. versión ESPAÑOL---ENGLISH version, scroll down to read.

Un pié derecho que no estaba pegado a persona alguna llegó corriendo a una zona rural y un granjero sacó la escopeta y detuvo la carrera del pié con un disparo. Unos jóvenes que corrían detrás del pié se detuvieron horrorizados y se dijeron lo siguiente: ---¿Cómo es posible que haya usted matado al único pié autónomo en el planeta, que además bailaba precioso?--- -----¿Y eso a mi que me importa?--- ENGLISH VERSION. A right foot was running unattached to a body and as he approached a rural area a farmer appeared and fired his shotgun killing it instantly. A horrified young couple arrived in time to witness this and had a talk with the shooter as follows: ---How dare you kill the only foot in the planet with a life of it's own? Did you know that foot was great at dancing?--- ----And what do I care?---