THE FOLLOWING NARRATIVE CONTAINS STRONG,DRAMATIC EVENTS TAKING PLACE.
All of these 3 microstories are a byproduct of the world economic crisis we find ourselves in.So,if you can not stand dark humor DO NOT READ THEM. Now that you have been duly forewarned proceed to read at your own risk.
ONE.
----Yes...this is the emergency room you are calling...---
----...all my body parts have fallen off...I need an ambulance...---
----...but...if all your body parts have come off...how are calling?...---
---all I have left is my throat...---
TWO.
----It's me again...the guy whose body parts came off...I want to know the daily price for a stay in the hospital...---
----...well...with all included...that is medical attention...nurses...treatment and the whole enchilada for a case like yours....around 10thousand a day...---
---and how much would it cost with nothing included?...---
---...We can put you up in the warehouse for free...---
---Yeah...I'll take the free one...----
----O.K.,but dying there is not allowed...---
---Don't worry...I won't...---
THREE.
----It's me again...I'm calling to cancel the ambulance...---
---...but...exactly who is calling?...---
---...it's me...the guy whose body parts are coming off...---
----So ...are you feeling better?...---
---No...I feel much worse...---
---So...why cancel the ambulance?----
---Because I found my dismemberment insurance policy...and I rather keep the money myself than give it to the hospital....
---O.K....we'll cancel...hey...congratulations....---
THE END.find more reading about a variety of topics.Your comments are highly appreciated. Be welcome to look through this site.
Read previous english language version,now:VERSION EN ESPAÑOL.
REFLEJOS DE LA CRISIS. copyright de Carlos de la Parra.
LA NARRATIVA DE LOS HECHOS QUE A CONTINUACIÓN SE RELATAN,ES DE ALTO CONTENIDO DRAMÁTICO. Si usted es el tipo de persona que no soporta éstas cosas.NO LO LEA.
Dicha ésta advertencia,vengan éstas tres microhistorias.
UNA.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment