Debo ser lento en mi entendimiento. Apenas hoy me estalla con exactitud que no existe nada más surrealista que la realidad misma.
ENGLISH VERSION.
I must be slow in my thought process. It just dawned on me that there is nothing as surreal as reality itself.
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
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Harto de tener una vida intrascendente, acudió al sabio del templo mayor quien le dijo:
---Si te esfuerzas por convertirte en el mejor pintor del planeta jamás estarás aburrido.---
Así lo hizo y murió de hambre.
ENGLISH VERSION.
Disgusted at his tedious life he went to visit the wise man at the temple who in turn adviced :
---If you make an effort to become the best painter in the world you'll never be bored again.---
He did as he was told and starved to death.
---Si te esfuerzas por convertirte en el mejor pintor del planeta jamás estarás aburrido.---
Así lo hizo y murió de hambre.
ENGLISH VERSION.
Disgusted at his tedious life he went to visit the wise man at the temple who in turn adviced :
---If you make an effort to become the best painter in the world you'll never be bored again.---
He did as he was told and starved to death.
Sunday, February 2, 2014
BACTERIA.© Carlos de la Parra. versión ESPAÑOL---ENGLISH version,scroll down to read and comment.
El amigo científico le explicaba a Mugrodonio.
----Usted quedaría ahogado en un mar de sorpresas de saber la cantidad de invasores que viven dentro de nuestro organismo, un sinfín de bacteria, estreptococos,estafilococos,oxiuros,radicales libres, cancerígenos,endógenos, patógenos,tumorcillos etcetera, estamos imersos en un oceano de microbios que para poder estar al tanto de la presencia de cada uno tendría una persona que llevar muestras de su materia fecal al laboratorio y someterla a veintiocho estudios diferentes.---
----Mire Doctorazo,me puede tachar de curioso pero yo comienzo a ordenar mis análisis a partir de hoy mismo.----
----ENGLISH VERSION.
Douglas Mustercraft listened to what his friend the scientist explained with utmost attention.
---You could drown in surprise and shock just being aware of the endless amount of invading bacteria that populate our bodies. I mean there are free radicals,cancer inducers,micro tumors,streps,oxiurides,pathogens,endogens and what not. In order for anyone to keep track of his personal status, such a individual would need to take a daily sample of his feces and have it tested at the lab and order twenty eight different studies.---
----Hey Doc, you may deem me as the curious type, but I'll start my testing as of today.
----Usted quedaría ahogado en un mar de sorpresas de saber la cantidad de invasores que viven dentro de nuestro organismo, un sinfín de bacteria, estreptococos,estafilococos,oxiuros,radicales libres, cancerígenos,endógenos, patógenos,tumorcillos etcetera, estamos imersos en un oceano de microbios que para poder estar al tanto de la presencia de cada uno tendría una persona que llevar muestras de su materia fecal al laboratorio y someterla a veintiocho estudios diferentes.---
----Mire Doctorazo,me puede tachar de curioso pero yo comienzo a ordenar mis análisis a partir de hoy mismo.----
----ENGLISH VERSION.
Douglas Mustercraft listened to what his friend the scientist explained with utmost attention.
---You could drown in surprise and shock just being aware of the endless amount of invading bacteria that populate our bodies. I mean there are free radicals,cancer inducers,micro tumors,streps,oxiurides,pathogens,endogens and what not. In order for anyone to keep track of his personal status, such a individual would need to take a daily sample of his feces and have it tested at the lab and order twenty eight different studies.---
----Hey Doc, you may deem me as the curious type, but I'll start my testing as of today.
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