---General,¿Porqué los ejércitos matan?---
----Por defender a los ciudadanos y así no tengan que hacerlo por si mismos.---
----¿Y usted porqué elige una profesión que implica matar?---
---Porque me gusta y lo hago bien.---
ENGLISH VERSION.
----Tell me General. Why do armies kill?----
----To defend the citizenry, so they need not do it themselves.----
----And how come you chose a profession that implies killing?----
----Because I like it and I do it well.----
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Showing posts with label perspectivas. Show all posts
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Monday, June 30, 2014
VITAL COLOR. © Carlos de la Parra. comienza versión en ESPAÑOL sigue ENGLISH version,scroll down to read and comment.
Lamberto Gumara exponía por primera vez sus pinturas . En lugar de lienzos o madera sus cuadros eran de un solo color sobre lámina metálica. Eso sí de tonalidades preciosas.
No faltó el crítico que comentó que el joven maestro haría bien en dedicarse a la pintura automotriz,en la que le auguraba éxito seguro. Por ser nuevo en éstas lides no comprendió la ironía contenida y siguió el consejo del venenoso.
Hoy día las mujeres forman largas hileras esperando turno para que Lamberto les reciba el coche para el cual desean nueva pintura ejecutada por éste famoso genio. Se ha corrido la voz de que la razón por la cual su clientela es sólamente femenina es porque antes de iniciar cada trabajo las hace sus amantes y las nalguea en forma magistral con erótica pasión previo a culminar el acto.
Cada una de éstas bellezas tiembla anticipando su turno excitada por los ecos del placer que alcanza a escuchar del otro lado de la sala de espera.
No es por nada que su taller se llama "El Edén del Hedonismo".
Le llueven mujeres. Es muy selectivo al aceptarlas.
Un divo de la pintura cuyo mito se agiganta.
ENGLISH VERSION.
Lambert Gumara was taking part in his first exposition as a painter. Instead of canvas or wood his works were paint on sheet metal.Nevertheless splendid tones composed his coloring.
It so happened that the top critic in the arts labeled him as, quote,"someone whom undoubtedly reach success in automotive painting". Since young Lambert was young and naïve he did not taste the venom contained in this judgment and wasted no time in setting up shop based on this advice.
Nowadays there are long lines of women outside of his place of work waiting to be accepted as a customer and have the car painted by this famous genius. The word is out that amongst these women he chooses as lovers he inspires the mastery of his works through an initial erotic session that includes passionate spanking.
Everyone of these beauties trembles anticipating her turn as she can hear the music of pleasure coming through the walls of the waiting room.
It's not for nothing his shop's sign flaunts the name "The Eden of Hedonism."
Women swarm around him. He is very selective in his engagements.
A divo of painting surpassed by his own myth.
No faltó el crítico que comentó que el joven maestro haría bien en dedicarse a la pintura automotriz,en la que le auguraba éxito seguro. Por ser nuevo en éstas lides no comprendió la ironía contenida y siguió el consejo del venenoso.
Hoy día las mujeres forman largas hileras esperando turno para que Lamberto les reciba el coche para el cual desean nueva pintura ejecutada por éste famoso genio. Se ha corrido la voz de que la razón por la cual su clientela es sólamente femenina es porque antes de iniciar cada trabajo las hace sus amantes y las nalguea en forma magistral con erótica pasión previo a culminar el acto.
Cada una de éstas bellezas tiembla anticipando su turno excitada por los ecos del placer que alcanza a escuchar del otro lado de la sala de espera.
No es por nada que su taller se llama "El Edén del Hedonismo".
Le llueven mujeres. Es muy selectivo al aceptarlas.
Un divo de la pintura cuyo mito se agiganta.
ENGLISH VERSION.
Lambert Gumara was taking part in his first exposition as a painter. Instead of canvas or wood his works were paint on sheet metal.Nevertheless splendid tones composed his coloring.
It so happened that the top critic in the arts labeled him as, quote,"someone whom undoubtedly reach success in automotive painting". Since young Lambert was young and naïve he did not taste the venom contained in this judgment and wasted no time in setting up shop based on this advice.
Nowadays there are long lines of women outside of his place of work waiting to be accepted as a customer and have the car painted by this famous genius. The word is out that amongst these women he chooses as lovers he inspires the mastery of his works through an initial erotic session that includes passionate spanking.
Everyone of these beauties trembles anticipating her turn as she can hear the music of pleasure coming through the walls of the waiting room.
It's not for nothing his shop's sign flaunts the name "The Eden of Hedonism."
Women swarm around him. He is very selective in his engagements.
A divo of painting surpassed by his own myth.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
3003 COSMOVISION. © Carlos de la Parra. ESPAÑOL--ENGLISH, clic down to read both versions.
----¿Qué sentido tiene maestro estudiar una civilización tan primitiva como el planeta tierra, y además traernos en la nave todo su acervo cultural, lo contenido en sus museos, lo que ellos llamaban las siete maravillas y sus mejores edificios?---
----Porque en nuestra escuela de agricultura se ha comprobado que todo ésto es excelente abono para las plantas.---
ENGLISH VERSION.
----How come we're hauling all of this cargo from such a primitive civilization as the one that populated planet earth. The contents from all of their museums, what they called the seven wonders of the world and their best buildings?---
----Because in the faculty of agriculture we discovered that all of these items make the best fertilizer.---
----Porque en nuestra escuela de agricultura se ha comprobado que todo ésto es excelente abono para las plantas.---
ENGLISH VERSION.
----How come we're hauling all of this cargo from such a primitive civilization as the one that populated planet earth. The contents from all of their museums, what they called the seven wonders of the world and their best buildings?---
----Because in the faculty of agriculture we discovered that all of these items make the best fertilizer.---
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